Day 3 - Big Buddha Bob, Bones of Dead Baby Dolls, and I'm a Naughty Kittie

The names of porn stars-right?  No.  Email addresses.  What???  Yup. 

Do you ever wonder where the hell people come up with their email addresses? I see plenty of email addresses during the week and I shake my dang head on a regular basis.  In my opinion there are two groups of email addresses - first, the logical ones:

• Combo of the first and last name - these are usually work emails that morph into personal email addresses - I have one and it has worked perfectly for years - pauldo;
• Ones that incorporate your hobby - CraftyCoco - I can picture her knitting or bedazzling a vest or picture frame at the kitchen table;
• Locations - MauiJim - Jim from Maui

Second, the fifty shades of cray cray emails and their owners, like:

• Big Buddha Bob who whispers his email as if slightly embarrassed, but everyone knows it so he keeps it;
• Bones of Dead Baby Dolls who immediately provides the back story about her email and you're not sure if you should be afraid for her safety or yours;
• I'm A Naughty Kittie who is damn proud of the email and likes the way it sounds so they repeat it twice just to make sure you heard it - oh, I heard you the first time, sir.....thanks and eewww. 

If you fall in the first group, you are good to go.  No need to re-evaluate your choice - most of us get it and are good with your approach.  

However, if you fall into the second group - do the rest of us a favor and reconsider your choice.  Think about it.....when you want to correspond with your child's teacher..."Oh, please email me the homework @ RockinRedXXX ."  Or "Please send me a job application @ PartyFromMyRooter2MyTooter." And last but not least - "Hold on, I need to send my grandma an e-vite to my housewarming party.  What is your grandma's email?  Uh....@ VenomMILF."

Okay, the last one might be cool when I'm 92, a great grandma, singing karaoke on Thursday nights at the community center, but until then I am content with pauldo.

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