Most bumper stickers are easy to understand; you can figure out:
- your political affiliation;
- your religious affiliation;
- your kid's on the honor roll;
- you want world peace;
- you love dogs, cats, chives and;
- how only tough girls drive trucks
And then there are those weird ones that you can not figure out what the heck they mean like:
- Smell my beard
- I poke badgers with spoons
- Never pet a burning armadillo
- Sometimes I set in the fridge and pretend to be milk
- Toenails are for sissies
- Egyptian mummies love Beethoven
I have only ever had one bumper sticker on my car, plenty of window stickers, but only one bumper sticker and I am convinced it caused me to get a ticket. I had a "Don't Mess with Texas" bumper sticker - which is a litter campaign slogan - and I had gone home to Kansas for a wedding. The next think I know I come out of the ceremony and I have a ticket on my windshield. I got a ticket for an expired inspection sticker....in Kansas while I was at a wedding - in the church parking lot. That was just a honked-off cop who thought he was Eliot Ness and I have never had a bumper sticker since.
But I am thinking about getting a window decal that says, "I wear tube tops"....classy right?!?!
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That's the law ma'am. My all time favorite bumper sticker is "My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car!" .....and that's the truth, ttthhhhbbbbbpppppp.
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