PART II:
1. Don't waste your money on the colonic - it is an easy way to lose weight, but you have to be committed - I mean really committed. You will not leave your house for a good 8 hours - heck - you might not even leave a 40 foot area. And there better be a bathroom within that 40 feet....enough said.
2. Corn is the same...enough said on that.
3. I lost 4 pounds total, but gained a huge appreciation for soft 4-ply tissue...enough said
To confirm, I did earn the girl scout colonoscopy badge and passed with flying colors. Now if I can just find time to earn the "Underwater Basket Weaving" badge.
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this is greatness! ha ha...so funny! i just got back from Manhappiness!!!!
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